I had to watch the "Koopa's Hell" video too.
You know, that very same thing happened to me once. I was on my way to buy some more Revised and had a bit of a run in with Mario.
I don't know how much time passed, but eventually a cart ran me over and ended the insane monotony that had been my life for god only knows how long.
So...
...keeping a wary eye out for Mario, I continued on my way to the store.
I handed the guy $3.00 and asked for a pack of revised. He laughed at me like I had made a joke, then told me that for another 2 bucks I could get a pack of "Rise of the Eldrazi."
What the hell is an "Eldrazi"???